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Shitcoin$SHIT

The only coin that actually delivers. 5% of every trading fee goes into the Shit Fund. Every time it hits $50, a holder gets to send a box of real animal shit to anyone, anywhere.

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Shitcoin logoNext flush$44 / $50
Shit Fund raised
$1,244
Drops funded
24
Eligible holders
150
Of fees go to shit
5%
Sample data
  • 0xe9c8...85fcsent a gift-wrapped box of horse shit to their boss
  • 0xee8f...2b86sent a box of elephant shit with a smiley sticker to the group chat's biggest jeet
  • 0xf752...352fsent a plain box of horse shit to a rival memecoin dev
  • 0xbe09...94f8sent a box of elephant shit to themselves (respect)
  • 0x48c3...6a4fsent a gift-wrapped box of elephant shit to their brother-in-law
  • 0x5b9f...e1f7sent a box of horse shit with a smiley sticker to a best friend, for their birthday

How it works

Trading fees in. Real shit out.

  1. Step 1

    Trade $SHIT

    Every buy and sell on Robinhood Chain generates trading fees.

  2. Step 2

    5% hits the Shit Fund

    A slice of every fee is set aside to buy boxes of real animal shit.

  3. Step 3

    $50 flushes the toilet

    When the fund fills up, one holder is drawn. Bigger bags and higher ranks hold more tickets.

  4. Step 4

    The winner sends shit

    They pick horse or elephant shit, the wrapping and the lucky recipient, anywhere in the world.

Wrap it up

The winner picks horse or elephant, and how the box shows up.

Delivered by Shit Express

  • Plain and discreet

    Looks like any other parcel, right up until it's opened.

  • Shiny gift wrap

    Maximum excitement, maximum disappointment.

  • Big smiley sticker

    A cheerful face on the outside. Shit on the inside.

  • Free shipping, anywhere in the world
  • Paid for in crypto
  • The recipient never finds out who sent it

The Shit Fund

Every $50, the toilet flushes.

5% of every trading fee drops into the Shit Fund. The moment it crosses $50, one holder wins the right to send a box of real animal shit to anyone, anywhere.

Filling up for drop #25

Sample data

$43.56 / $50

About $129 more in trading fees until someone gets to send shit.

Where every $1 of fees goes

$0.95 everything else
$0.05
Total fees generated
$24,871
Minimum bag to enter
100K $SHIT
Winner's claim window
72 hours

The Shit Pyramid

Bigger bag. Better odds.

Every 10K $SHIT is one ticket in the draw. Your leaderboard rank multiplies those tickets, so the top holders are the likeliest to be sending shit.

  1. Shit King

    Rank #1

    The single biggest bag. Sits on the throne, gets triple tickets.

    3x

  2. Throne Room

    Ranks #2-10

    The top 10 wallets. Double tickets in every draw.

    2x

  3. Big Log

    Ranks #11-50

    The top 50 wallets. Half again as many tickets.

    1.5x

  4. Nugget

    Rank #51+

    Everyone else holding 100K+ $SHIT. Every ticket counts.

    1x

What are my odds?

Sample data
$SHIT
Leaderboard rank
#62
Tier
Nugget1x
Tickets
100
Chance per drop
0.23%

Roughly 1 in 427 drops, estimated against the current leaderboard.

Leaderboard

Top shit holders

Ranked by bag size. Win chance is per drop and shifts every time a bag moves.

Sample data150 eligible holders
RankHolderBagWin chance
#10x50a7...30f827.28M
19.20%
#20x4dff...1dd119.56M
9.18%
#30xe9c8...85fc11.23M
5.27%
#40x6225...ead010.58M
4.96%
#50xfcaa...0d2c8.1M
3.80%
#60x9681...92687.49M
3.51%
#70x48c3...6a4f7.02M
3.29%
#80x1dba...20165.49M
2.58%
#90x78bf...43ea4.95M
2.32%
#100x949f...31054.75M
2.23%
#110xfbe0...61284.32M
1.52%
#120xf752...352f3.81M
1.34%
#130x8cf8...ab613.48M
1.22%
#140xacf1...9d953.11M
1.09%
#150xd548...76653.09M
1.09%
#160xaa7d...793a3.07M
1.08%
#170xbf15...cfed2.89M
1.02%
#180x13a8...009f2.83M
0.99%
#190xe12a...5ec02.49M
0.88%
#200x2f8d...3a772.28M
0.80%
#210xbed8...2f102.23M
0.78%
#220x7e18...966a2.16M
0.76%
#230x002d...b6d12.05M
0.72%
#240xd25b...72842.04M
0.72%
#250x5a64...d3a12.02M
0.71%

Hall of Shame

Recent drops

Every draw, every winner, every box of genuine animal shit.

Sample data

FAQ

Questions, flushed out.

What is $SHIT?

A memecoin on Robinhood Chain with exactly one job: turning trading fees into real shit, delivered to real doorsteps.

Where does the money for the shit come from?

5% of trading fees go into the Shit Fund. Every time the fund reaches $50, it pays for one drop: a box of real animal shit from Shit Express, shipped free.

How is the winner picked?

Every wallet holding 100K+ $SHIT gets one ticket per 10K tokens, multiplied by its tier. The draw is seeded with the hash of the block that pushed the fund over $50, so anyone can re-run it and check the result.

Do top holders really get better odds?

Yes, twice over. A bigger bag means more tickets, and the tier multiplier stacks on top: Shit King gets 3x, Throne Room gets 2x, Big Log gets 1.5x.

Is it actually real shit?

Yes. Every drop is ordered from Shit Express, who ship genuine animal poo in a box. The winner picks horse or elephant, and whether it arrives plain, gift wrapped or with a big smiley sticker.

Who can I send it to?

Anyone, anywhere. Shit Express ships worldwide for free. Winners have 72 hours to submit an address or the drop gets redrawn. Addresses are only used to place the order and are never published.

Will they know who sent it?

No. The box ships anonymously and Shit Express takes crypto, so there's no name attached anywhere along the way.

Is anything off-limits?

No threats, no harassment campaigns, no minors. Requests that cross the line get skipped and the drop is redrawn.

Is this financial advice?

Absolutely not. $SHIT is a meme with no intrinsic value. Only put in what you'd be happy to flush.